Are you sick and tired of all those hobos that sit around and get paid while you're at work?
Call 1-800-GET-STABBY and an undisclosed misfortune may befall your unfriendly neighborhood hobo.
We also deal with that crazy bitch that drives 35 in general. Doesnt matter if the speed limit is 50, 60, 30, hell, even 80, shes going 35 and I'll kill her because I am losing it being stuck behind her.
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If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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