Goat news
and here too
A mystical goat has been arrested in Nigeria on suspicion that the animal is a man who was caught in an attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
uh huh...and fotze transforms himself into a dog when his wife is angry so he can sit in a corner and lick his balls!
well...maybe?