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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Because of DESS' epic derailment of the other thread and his mentioning of how the Stampede should become more Christian, it reminded me of this epic verse about how God uses bears to carry out his divine will (or that of his folically challenged prophets).
2 Kings 2:23-24
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Take that you hooligans!
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but all that proves, is that the Bible is fiction
because everyone knows that bears are godless killing machines
even the angel Feist was powerless to stop a bear from mauling Elvis Costello....
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
PM the pic plz, my interest has been piqued.
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and I wouldnt trust boblobla either, i mean look at his avatar, hes clearly a part of the pro-bear agenda