[Gozer]

We think Dark Matter comprises most of the universe, but we don't know what it does or where it comes from or anything about it, but trust us, we're experts. -TMQ

I think most of these reports come from the Astronomy equivalent of Ehklund, doesn't really understand whats going on but he hears something interesting and then tells other people about it. And unlike hockey no one can call him on any bullspit.