I will only acknowledge a half Lent as I am going to Hawaii on the 20th and I'll be damned if I do not enjoy alcohol on the Islands. To make up for it I will double the sacraments in half the time. I'll give up fast food and drinking beer, not because I am a devout Catholic, but rather I am a devout fat ass and better lose 15 lbs by the 20th.
(If somebody was to invite me out for chicken wings, they are NOT considered fast food right, and Coors Light isn't really beer is it?)
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