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Originally Posted by Russic
4. One day a mouse decided that he had enough of this world and decided to pass into the other. Legend has it that it was the butter tunnel mouse who'd reached the peak of living and couldn't stand the fact that he'd achieved perfection and had nothing to work towards. We also had a cafe waitress that could have been considered the most skittish and jumpy of all the workers. For whatever reason the mouse picked her to be the only witness to his recital of the macabre. He jumped off the highest ledge in the back room and did a faceplant into the concrete not 3 feet from her. I thought she was going to piss herself. It was a brilliant way to go.
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Oh shat, I laughed hysterically at this.