Once I was riding the train from Victoria park to Anderson like I did everyday in grade 12. There was a extremely hammered native fellow on the train falling into a bunch of older ladies, and generally making everyone uncomfortable. One of them got fed up when he tried to use her as a pole to hold onto when the train was rolling into 39th ave. She hits the help button and the driver comes scurrying down the car and shuffles him off. Two transit cops who happened to be on the opposing platform come over and grab the guy. They are in the midst of calling for backup ect outside, when a kid on a skateboard goes rolling by. Now nothing upsets those fellas more than punkass skater kids. They both go waddling after the kid and leave the native fellow to his own drunken devices. He starts to make a slow staggering escape when he walks right into a glass bus shelter. Hits it face first and goes down in a heap. I swear not a single person on the train didnt laugh. It was priceless. As soon as the transit cops noticed/heard they went rushing back and grabbed the guy. He was all disoriented and looking pretty alarmed at what had transpired.
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