Well since you have lots of time, maybe you could induce large flocks of birds to hang around his house expecting to get fed.
Take all that popcorn out of his car and spread it around his yard every night. Sunflower seeds, bird seed, bread, whatever... just try to get noisy crows and magpies and seagulls and such to regard his place as a smorgasbord.
There are few things on earth more annoying than a bunch of hungry caw-cawers just outside the window early in the morning.
I have no idea if this works or not but I've contemplated trying it on a rather surly neighbor.
On a smaller scale, you could smear bacon grease all over his doors and I bet that would attract a lot of flies and other vermin.
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