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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
My brother is 13 years older than me, so hanging a pounding on him as a kid wasn't exactly an option.
As an adult, he's a lying, cheating, manipulative, self-centred, egotistical, delusional, lazy, usurping loser. Since I couldn't pound any sense into him when I was 6 and he was 20, my present wrath and disdain don't mean much to him.
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Fair enough, so have you considered orchestrating his catastrophic failure?
It starts with small pranks that come with a financial kick and ends with him caught in the sack with a transvestite midget on meth.
No one really believes their life can hit rock bottom until they're hacking out sludge.
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