Dont spell Scotland with 2 't's....they're strange about little things like that.
Also, dont mock guys in skirts.
If you see guys in skirts in Calgary its acceptable to mock them because they're probably going to a 'party.'
If you see guys wearing skirts in Scotland, its probably they're Scottish and its probably best not to mock them....they'll kill you....Scotland style. They have their own style of murder. Its true, look it up....