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ResAlien · 02-19-2009, 07:35 PM

Team Fighty Time! Fighty Time! will take, in the Male Hero category: The one and only.....
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE DEADPOOL

Yeah. Deadpool. Awesome. A little of his backstory from the man himself:

The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.

And yes Blaster86, I totally just copied and pasted an old post of yours, thanks for that

If Ryan Reynolds screws this up I'll have to stab him with a spork.

I'll leave you with a Haiku from Deadpool:

I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?

02-19-2009, 07:35 PM	#64
ResAlien Lifetime In Suspension Join Date: Dec 2007 Exp:	Team Fighty Time! Fighty Time! will take, in the Male Hero category: The one and only..... THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE DEADPOOL Yeah. Deadpool. Awesome. A little of his backstory from the man himself: The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park. And yes Blaster86, I totally just copied and pasted an old post of yours, thanks for that If Ryan Reynolds screws this up I'll have to stab him with a spork. I'll leave you with a Haiku from Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat? Last edited by ResAlien; 02-21-2009 at 01:36 PM.