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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I once held in a fart for about 2 hours because I was in a car with a girl that I really liked.
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I just typed the following and then didn't post it because I do not wish to appear juvenile or crass:
This strategy has always resulted in an exponential increase in quantity, volume, frequency and potency of the unfarted material. The couple hours following such an excercise in polite witholding made the entire uncomfortable process worthwhile.