So about 12 years ago (I was 13 at the time) I'm riding my bike through our little town along with a couple of my friends. A police cruiser cuts us off and a frantic cop has us all line up against a fence. He pulls us all into his cruiser individually and proceeds to scream and swear at us about a robbery at a 7-11 that he "saw us do" the night before.
I'm not sure what you were doing at 13, but my buddies and I were hanging out in my parents backyard having a hot dog roast on the night in question. You have to know what kind of a kid I was to really understand the gravity of the situation for me. I was terrified of getting in trouble when I was young. I'm not sure what my parents did to raise me this way, but I was just about the most obedient person ever. If an adult so much as raised his or her voice to me was enough to freak me right out. You can imagine what getting hauled into a cop car and having a police officer scream and swear at you (If I recall I was a "f****** liar" and full of "f****** bull****"). Pretty much the scariest moment of my childhood.
Later we would find out that his description of the robbers was "kids on bikes". Since we were on bikes and we were kids and it had only been about 20 hours since the robbery, I suppose he had enough evidence enough to detain us.
So what ever happened to this ######? Well kids, that officer would grow up to be
Mr. Hoa La.
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A Calgary-based Mountie is facing 17 criminal charges, including extortion, harassment, fraud over $5,000 and perjury relating to mortgage fraud.
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I find it hilarious that in the article there's actually a comparison of what he did to stealing from a 7-11.
Hey Hoa La! 12 years I've been waiting for you to suck it, so if you would please ... suck it long and suck it hard.