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Originally Posted by Locke
Now, if the kid lit himself on fire...that....that would be newsworthy!
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Exactly. Don't clutter the system with mundane crap like adolescent parents. Times are tough. There's a global recession. People are losing their jobs and homes. We need news with some serious shock value to distract us from our plight! Maybe a nun who has a baby, beheads it and then sets herself on fire. No wait ... a nun who has 8 babies, sets them all on fire and then beheads herself. That's the kind of thing we need!