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CaptainCrunch · 02-08-2009, 11:42 AM

I think that MLB should encourage the use of steroids. I mean most fans that go to a game don't go to see routine fly balls, singles of the middle and pitchouts. They want to see the home runs, so we should actually give them incentives if they shoot up, juice up, rub creams into themselves. There should be at least 10 home runs an inning.

Forget about this sneaking around, MLB should promote itself as the chemical league.

In fact they could recruit identical twins, shoot them up with all the drugs out there and call them the chemical twins, think of the endorsements.

02-08-2009, 11:42 AM	#16
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I think that MLB should encourage the use of steroids. I mean most fans that go to a game don't go to see routine fly balls, singles of the middle and pitchouts. They want to see the home runs, so we should actually give them incentives if they shoot up, juice up, rub creams into themselves. There should be at least 10 home runs an inning. Forget about this sneaking around, MLB should promote itself as the chemical league. In fact they could recruit identical twins, shoot them up with all the drugs out there and call them the chemical twins, think of the endorsements. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!