[kermitology]

C: "I can't get the display to show up on both monitors."
Me: "Did you press Function-F7?"
C: "That won't work."
Me: "So you tried it and it didn't work?"
C: "It won't work."
Me: "Weird.. wait.. are you telling me you have or haven't tried that?"
C: "I just know that it's not going to work."
Me: "Can you please just try it?"
C: *hangs up*

Boss: "What's this about the display not working?"
Me: "I don't ****ing know, I told her to press Fn-F7 which works on all the machines here, but she says it won't work."
Boss: "Did she try?"
Me: "I don't think so, but she won't listen to me."
Boss: "Well.. sort it out."

C in e-mail: "Talked to the guys over in Europe, they said to try pressing Fn-F7 and the display is now working on both screens."
Boss, friend: "Isn't that what you told her to do?"
Me: *face palm*
Boss: "Dude, she owes you a BIG apology."