I was sitting in the lunchroom a couple of years ago, and our receptionist at the time walked in to the room carrying a glass about 3/4 full of water.
Receptionist: "Jason, is this your water?"
Me: "Was it sitting in my desk?"
Receptionist: "Yes"
Me: "Then yes, its mine"
Receptionist: "Do you still want it?"
Me: "Ummm, yes" *reaches out hand to accept glass of water*
Receptionist: "Too bad!" *Dumps water into sink and puts glass into dishwasher*
Needless to say, she went on "sick" leave soon after. Crazy broad.
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