If hookers and blow are too expensive, try alcohol and porn.
On a serious note, its hard for me to relate since nothing seems to stress me out (drives my wife nuts). If your work is making you this miserable, maybe you need to talk to your boss or even find a different job. I'm not sure what industry your in so maybe now is not the best time to be looking for new scenery. Still it can't be healthy having this much stress.
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