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Old 08-23-2004, 01:41 PM   #67
FlamesAllTheWay
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Originally posted by RougeUnderoos@Aug 23 2004, 01:37 PM
Bart was an expert at making Manhattans.

How did Principal Skinner escape from under the pile of recycled newspapers in the basement?
Remembering a high school experiment, he took a model rocket and tied it to a vacumn cleaner cord. He then mixed baking soda and lemon juice in the rocket which shot up to the roof and wrapped itself around a roof support. Pressing the retract button on the vacumn cleaner, he was free.

EDIT: Doh, calf beat me to it...
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