[Hack&Lube]

Ladies in Gentlemeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn, tonight in the blue corner, we have:

The Sultan of Software,
The Archbishop of Archiving,
The Count of Cache Memory,
The Duke of Domains,
The Emperor of E-Mail,
The King of Kilobytes,
The Lord of LANs,
The Baron of Blackberries,
The Prince of POP3,
The Caliph of Call Forwarding,
The Raj of Remote Access,
The Chairman of CRM,
The Champion of Copiers,
The Marquis of Multiplexing,
The Monarch of Multitasking,
The Daimyo of Databases,
The Doctor of DNS,
The Khan of Kilobits,
The Cardinal of Computing,
The Messiah of Mainframes,
The Mullah of Megahertz,
The Regent of Redundancy,
The Earl of Exchange,
The Vicount of Virtual Desktops,
The Tsar of Terminals,
The Tyrant of Traffic Shaping,
and
THE FUHRER OF FIREWALLS!!!!!!!!!!

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