[CaptainCrunch]

To add to mine, since people are telling stories. The wrestlers that I met almost got me killed.

I was working in Winnipeg and staying at the fabulous Polo Park Inn. I had just gotten home from work and I was trying to get some sleep but there was a major party going on. so instead of doing the smart thing, I did the stupid thing and went down the hall and hammered on the door. The door slammed open and I was basically staring at the nipples of a 450 pound King Kong Bundy. the guy had the scowl for the ages, and he took up the whole door. Anyways, my anger faded to pants wetting fear and I asked very nicely if they could keep it down.

He looked at me for a minute and then simply said no.

Then he apoplogized and asked me if I wanted to come in for a beer.

Why not, I'm awake. So I step into this suite, and Macho Man (who truely lived his gimmick) and Hulk were laughing away, . Ultimate Warrior sans makeup had his arm around Lanny Poffo (who had the total look of I'm gonna get raped in his eyes). So they gave me a beer, and I sat down and faded into the couch.

These guys were amazing but in a lot of ways scary, the most level headed guy there was probably Hogan which says a lot. Ultimate Warrior didn't make much sense when he was talking, and Macho was pretty edgy creepy. But it was a fun night.

Until Ultimate Warrior raped Lanny Poffo in front of us.