Stag parties...ugh. I was lucky and managed to elope so I never received the wrath of my buddies. However I have been to a few good ones...in my mind anyways.
1. Involved a Ballet dancer dressed in leathers c/w whips and other S & M toys. She stripped the poor Soon To Be Married (STBM) and dressed him in harness et al. She then proceeded to strip and rode him around the room horsey style....well sorta like horsey racing style...whipping etc. That was sorta emabarrassing, but I larfed.
2. Involved getting a STBM totally loaded....and I mean near poisoning status. Pockets were emptied, including wallet and the STBM was placed on a Greyhound Bus to Winnipeg.
Many others over the years....stuff like tieing guys up buck naked to a tree...at a busy intersection.
Elope...its far better.
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