When my son was three weeks old, he was having issues and the doctor had me give him prune juice. I must've given him too much because his ass literally exploded and runny poop was everywhere. It seriously shot from his changing table about 8 feet away to his closet door and everything in between, the walls, the dresser and everything on the shelves of his changing table. Maybe it was hormones, but I cleaned him up and actually went and cried for 15 minutes before getting myself together and cleaning up that huge poopy mess. I can still hear that booming, awful sound in my head.
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