So I did something pretty stupid this morning. I have the day off work so I decided to make bacon and eggs for breakfast. Last night I remembered to pick up some OJ because nothing goes better with bacon and eggs than OJ. I grabbed one of those 2L things of Tropicana, like this one:
Anyways, I opened it up and pulled out the little freshness tab and then realized I had forgotten to shake it. So I put the lid back on, squeezed tightly, and started to shake. Well it turns out I was squeezing a bit too tight because about two seconds later I had about a litre of OJ covering everything from the table and the wall and, most importantly, all over myslef - head to toe. My head and face got the worst of it. The old drenched hobo look and citric acid in the eye experiences were not fun.