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Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz@Jun 9 2005, 10:26 AM
18 dudes on a stag. then there are only 5 things that you will need.
Drugs, booze, stirippers, gambling (I suggest poker), and guns. The five things that make Vegas great, are also the 5 things that make a successful bachelor party (usually if you hit 4 you can call it a pretty good success).
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A telltale sign of a sucessful bachelor party is a dead hooker in a hotel room with one distraught partygoer repeating "She's dead. I can't believe she's dead. What are we going to do? I don't want to go to jail."
Just kidding.
Usually no one says anything and dumps a rolled up carpet in a dumpster behind a gas station never speaking of it again.
(extreme parody sarcasm /off)