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Old 01-25-2009, 06:55 AM   #1015
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Originally Posted by WindomURL View Post
Being one who has seen way too many crappy movies, let me outline what I think is in your near future.

You get home to your fiancée, and after closing the front door you turn around. Suddenly your girl runs up to you. She jumps into your arms and smothers you with kisses.

Of course, you're enjoying this and reciprocating, but you wonder what's up. Just then, a figure comes out from another room... it's the "other woman" who smiles and says, "Congratulations, Johnny. You passed the test."

Your fiancée is so happy that you are trustworthy that she wants to reward you. Both women drop their laundry and proceed to give you the only scenario that you told the other woman you'd be willing to accept if you were to sleep with her.

Win-win-win!
Yeah, but I think if my life were a scripted teen movie I wouldn't get to experience that ending anyways. I would get cut in casting so that they could have a better looking guy play the part of me.
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