Possibly the worst pet ever.
It would:
- Jump on you when sleeping in the morning then stomp you to death with its powerful rear legs
- Still have the ability to scratch the hell out of you
- Run even faster
- Jump even higher
- Jump in the air, twirl and pee at the same time spraying everything to marks its territory
- Be able to leap at you from greater distances and maul you to death.
- Chew all electrical cords
- Demand loving then get pissy at you within a matter of a second.
Here I thought cats were evil... I think this one takes the cake.