Ahh, I should have expected that. Fair enough. Who knew anyone bothered reading my boastful ravings. How special I feel. SportsJunky, lucky for me I don't believe in Karma

. Either way, I just grabbed a couple of the little buggers and they certainly look like ants. 6 legs, ant bodies, just weird little wings. Suppose I'll get some kind of killer tomorrow. Only problem is I've got my daughter in the house, can't just go spraying crap indiscriminately.
I'm sure someone knows a little something about this, PM me if necessary. For the rest, hey, pile on there hopefully someone can manage to be funny.
Edit: DFF, no it's not. Wings are just barely longer than the length of the body, they really do look like your standard kinda ant with wings.
EDIT: Well, they're not silverfish. Wooohooo thanks, but they're not fruit flies either. Probably just some stupid ant type. Thanks for the suggestions so far.