One night, a man is sitting by himself at the bar, sipping a Coors Light. Across the bar he spies an attractive young lady who's drinking a Coors Light as well.
"Psst, hey barkeep, let me buy that woman a beer."
He heads over, and the two hit it off rather nicely. They get to talking...
"Why are you here?" She asks.
"Well, my girlfriend just left me because she says I'm too kinky." says the man.
"What a coincidence!" the woman retorts, "My boyfriend just left me because he said I was too kinky!"
One thing leads to another, and they head back to the young woman's house for a night of carnal pleasure. Once they arrive, the young lady excuses herself to her room to freshen up, and the man grabs a seat on the sofa. A few minutes later she comes out in black satin lingerie, holding a rather explicit adult film.
"Sorry, but that's not freaky enough for me" the man replies.
Undeterred, the woman marches into the kitchen, grabs some fruit and ice cream, and returns.
"This freaky enough for you?" She asks.
"Not really" he says.
Well, this woman is going to rock his world. She once again returns to her room, and you can hear quite a rustle. 15 minutes later she emerges from the room with a crazed look in her eye.
She's clad head to toe in leather, full on dominatrix outfit. She's got a whip in one hand, and a ominous looking vibrator in the other. She storms over to the man...
"Is this freaky enough for you!?!?" She demands.
"It's cool," the man says, "I already screwed your cat and took a crap in your purse, I'm leaving."
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