A group of scientists are walking thru the jungle one day when they come upon Tarzan all torn up, missing an arm, eye, leg, and genitals.
They take him back to their camp and fix him as best they can with what they have available. Once he's recuperated, they send him back off into the jungle.
A few weeks later, they run back into Tarzan and ask him how he's getting along.
In tarzan voice "With this leg of cheetah, Tarzan run faster than gazelle. With this arm of orangutan, Tarzan swing further thru jungle. With this eye of eagle, Tarzan see more than all animal brothers. But, one problem... This elephant trunk keeps picking grass and shoving it up my a$$."
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