Not enough cannibal jokes and leprosy jokes in this thread...
Two cannibals are lounging in the kitchen. One of them is stirring a pot. The other one laments "man, I can't stand my mother-in-law". First one replies "then just eat the noodles".
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass.
Did you hear about the leper hockey game? They had to stop it because there was a face off in the corner.
What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip.
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