So this boy is walking down the road, when he spys a Calgary Flames hat in the ditch... he picks it up and puts it on his head, and carrys on down the road.
He goes a bit when he is joined by a pedophile... They talk a bit when the guy starts asking him some questions.
"Have you ever seen a mans penis before?" the man asks
The boy replys "Well yes I have had some showers with my Dad and I have seen his."
The man then asks "Have you ever touched a mans penis?"
The boy replys "Well yes sometimes in the shower I bump up against my dad's"
The man gets a little braver and asks "Have you ever sucked a mans penis?"
The boy goes "Oh no, I am just found this hat, I am not really a Flames fan"
