So after a short and fiery relationship a guy marries the girl of his dreams. They go on their honeymoon and after a passionate night of smashing pelvis they go to sleep.
In the morning the guy rolls over and looks at his wife and says "Its not that I don't appreciate it, but why is it that after making love you pet my penis for 30 minutes"
His bride looks at him and replies "Its just because I miss mine so much"
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