Well, just don't do what I did. After graduation, I went back to live with my parents for a while, and while attending one of their parties, I drove home one of their friends, and she seduced me. We had an ongoing thing where we'd meet at a hotel. And my parents kept bugging me to get a job and would wonder what I was doing with my time, and so I spent a lot of time just swimming around under water in our pool in the backyard. What made it complicated was that I actually really liked her daughter, who was sort of pressuring me for a date. So I took her out to a strip club, to try to make her think that I didn't like her. Eventually, I told her that I was having an affair with her mother, and she got predictably pissed off. I found out later she was getting married, and decided I really liked her and didn't want her to marry some other guy, so I ended up driving up to her wedding (except my car died - boy, did all the track that I ran in college come in handy), and interrupted her wedding. Anyway, she ran away with me, and we got on a passing bus. And I don't know, I felt so distant and detached from everything when I was sitting there in the back of the bus with her...
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