I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting...13...13....13...13..
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14....'
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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a Chicken Sedan.
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What did the monster eat after having it's teeth drilled?
The Dentist!
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What has six legs and four balls?
Peter, Paul, and Mary
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What's brown and lives in the woods?
Winnie the Pooh!
What's brown and covers the woods?
Winnie's Poo.
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