While auditioning for a gig at a lounge, a pianist played one of his own
compositions. "That's beautiful," the lounge owner enthused.
"What do you call it?"
"Rip Off Her Clothes and Screw Her Doggy Style," the pianist
replied. The owner told the musician to play another piece, which
was equally beautiful.
When asked the title, the pianist replied, "Shove Your D1ck in Her
Mouth and Whistle a Happy Melody."
"Look, I love your music," the owner said, "and I want to hire you, but you gotta keep your song titles to yourself."
The pianist agreed and began to work that night. After his first
set, he got up to go to the men's room. On his way back, a
customer stopped him. "Excuse me, do you know your fly's unzipped
and your caulk (you know the word) is hanging out?"
"Know it?" the pianist exclaimed. "I wrote it, man!!!"
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