Two kids are in the school yard when one turns to the other and asks
"Do you know what a Penis is?"
"No, but my Dad knows everything, I'll ask him tonight."
Later that night the kids asks "Dad, do you know what a Penis is?"
The Dad says "Yes, I'll show you."
He takes down his pants and says "Son, this is a Penis. In fact, this is a perfect Penis"
The next day the two kids meet up and the first kid asks "did you find out what a Penis is"
The second kids says "I'll show you"
He takes down his pants and says "This is a Penis. If it was three inches shorter it would be a perfect Penis"
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