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Old 01-20-2009, 03:07 PM   #71
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O, where to begin!

Some good 'uns from 2008:

"I didn't want out - I wanted in."
-Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road

"Take a step back - and f--- your own face!"
-Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder

"I've got no qualms with sticking you! I will equalize you, you dick!"
-Bill Hader, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Ever notice how every so often you come across someone you shouldn'ta f---ed with? That's me."
-Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

"Does she always analyze every inspiration until its grain of charm is... squeezed out of it?"
-Javier Bardem, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

"What you are in engaged in is blackmail. That is a felony... that's for starters. Secondly, the unauthorized dissemination of classified material is a federal crime. If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a s---storm of consequences, my friend, that your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there!"
-John Malkovich (in a raised tone of voice) to Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading

"When you're getting jacked outside your loft and W. here doesn't have the, uh - energy? to stop it... we'll see about sending the nice police over to help you."
Samuel L. Jackson, Lakeview Terrace

"I shat! Okay? It was like a terrorist attack... down there in the darkness... and the chaos, and the running and the screaming - okay?!"
Ricky Gervais, Ghost Town

"I'm really sorry for karate-choppin' you the other night - that was way outta line."
Colin Farrell, In Bruges

"It's your life."
Michael Sheen (David Frost) to Frank Langella (Richard Nixon), Frost/Nixon

"Do you love p---y? Then not you."
Justin Long, Zack and Miri Make a Porno
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