[the crispy badger]

Originally posted by flamingchina+Jun 5 2005, 10:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (flamingchina @ Jun 5 2005, 10:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-the crispy badger@Jun 5 2005, 12:53 PM
1.It's impossible to lick your elbow

Not true
story here::
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A...anguage=printer

# Every morning, George Clancy, principal of St. James Middle School in Johnson City, N.Y., starts the school day by making announcements on the public address system, then reading an inspirational quote and a Snapple Real Fact. One day last spring, the Snapple fact read:

"It is impossible for humans to lick their own elbows."

Within seconds, virtually every one of the school's 175 students -- and several teachers -- were attempting to lick their elbows. None of them could do it -- except Jack Burtis.

Jack -- then a 10-year-old fourth-grader with supple arms and a long tongue -- effortlessly licked his elbow. He showed his teacher, who immediately sent him down to the principal's office. He showed Clancy, who heralded the lad's achievement by calling the local newspaper and writing to Snapple.

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Touche!..kid must have a future career in the adult film industry