I'm going to start out by saying, when I originally saw this thread, the first thing that came to mind was: You have to be kidding, recipe for KD? You cook it, you eat it, its really very simple, even college kids can do it.
However, in response to you being forced to eat KD by the Machiavellian machinations of a devious 9 year old, here is what I propose:
Its high time that these free-loading loafers, known commonly as 'children,' get a taste of the real world, where people eat this vile substance out of pure necessity rather than choice.
So, what you do is feed this guy the most despicable crap in the known universe, KD with SPAM (or SMEAT, whichever is convenient) and the cheapest, oldest, crappiest bread you can lay your hands on, probably that Pumpernickel crap, no one buys that. Add extra salt if you go with SPAM, if you exercise the SMEAT option that crap typically has enough salt in there to kill a Whale. I caution you, this is a very potent recipe which may have the unintended side-effect of having the kid swear off going to college forever.
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Originally Posted by rbochan
Four easy steps!
1. Open box
2. Remove contents
3. Eat box
4. Get more nutritional value than eating contents
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This is fairly accurate. Or:
1. Cut a hole in the box....
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Originally Posted by Berger_4_
Whatever you do, don't cheap out and buy Family West macaroni and cheese. That little experiment led to three of us hunched over garbage cans puking and one of those guys with a bloody nose. Go all out when you're buying KD and get the real stuff.
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Good advice. The generic stuff is actually just a cleverly disguised form of anti-hobo poison.
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Originally Posted by Canada 02
its 75 cents a box; how much cheaper can you get?
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You would be surprised. I guarantee it.