My best friend Mike had one of the best openers I've ever heard and I was lucky enough to have him emcee my wedding. He started off with this gem;
"Being asked to emcee a wedding is a lot like being asked to make love to the Queen Mother..........(pause for snickers to die down).........its a great honour, but you really wish somebody else would do it".
My poor grandma almost crapped herself she laughed so hard.
__________________
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
|