Hmm.. Anger caused by women... Never happened to me, except this one time..
I was driving down Crowchild Tr, and my cell rings. My woman informs me that her friend is going into labour & that WE have to go to the hospital NOW! I pointed out that she has a car & that I'm working. She pointed out that that doesn't matter, get the hell over here. I replied with an overly stupid statement along the lines of "why the hell would I want to sit in a fataing hospital for hours, while a woman that I've never touched (nor wanted to) squirts out a bas**rd?".
Well, that was it. No amount of *$#@!footing, apologizing, clarifying, or statement retracting was going to undo that damage.
Long story short, I pounded my cellphone into the dashboard a few times, then threw it out the window.
ps, no, I didn't spend the next 16 hours in the hospital. She did & I paid for it for a week.
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