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Originally Posted by Cowboy89
Back in my grocery store cashing days back in University I used to be the clerk. I treated condom purchases like any other item because I knew the feeling of being on the other side of the transaction. Then one day some cougar woman came in and bought ointment, an enima kit, fondu cheese, and a value pack of condoms. I asked "How are you today?" like I always do keeping a straight face, and she replied "Good now, but I'll be better tonight" and winked. From that point on whenever someone bought condoms I had to fight the urge to cringe because it always brings back a mental image of this woman using all of her purchased items at once with her partner.
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Clears throat and picks up the intercom phone. "Errr price check on the enema kit please, oh wait these condoms aren't scanning, can we just send bruno to get you another box. Oh and
How you doin"
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