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Buff · 01-14-2009, 10:48 AM

I split my pants once. How could I not have predicted that my pants were going to split?

A co-worker and I were goofing around one day, play fighting, and I dished out a couple of good martial arts kicks. He commented that I seemed to be quite flexible for a large guy. So I said that I can come close to doing the splits. He didn't believe me so I demonstrated. As I was performing the maneuver RRRRRRIIIIPPPP!!!!

I split my boxers once too. Was at a family gathering and my cousin and I were outside playing catch. He threw a wild ball and I caught the ball mimicking Vernon's glove save in Game 7 vs Vancouver in 1989. RRRRIIIIPPP! My pants were ok, but my boxers were split from leg to leg, only a thread on each leg was still holding them together. It sure was drafty for the rest of the afternoon!

01-14-2009, 10:48 AM	#31
Buff Franchise Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: I don't belong here Exp:	I split my pants once. How could I not have predicted that my pants were going to split? A co-worker and I were goofing around one day, play fighting, and I dished out a couple of good martial arts kicks. He commented that I seemed to be quite flexible for a large guy. So I said that I can come close to doing the splits. He didn't believe me so I demonstrated. As I was performing the maneuver RRRRRRIIIIPPPP!!!! I split my boxers once too. Was at a family gathering and my cousin and I were outside playing catch. He threw a wild ball and I caught the ball mimicking Vernon's glove save in Game 7 vs Vancouver in 1989. RRRRIIIIPPP! My pants were ok, but my boxers were split from leg to leg, only a thread on each leg was still holding them together. It sure was drafty for the rest of the afternoon!