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Old 06-02-2005, 05:35 PM   #38
Pagal4321
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Don't know how you can pick just one, but here's a good one.

George: Severance package...The Yankees are giving me three months full pay for doing nothing.

Jerry: They did it for three years. What's another few months.

George: I'm really going to do something with these three months.

Jerry: Like what?

George: I'm gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order.

Jerry: I've always wanted to do that...

George: I'm gonna play frolf.

Jerry: You mean golf?

George: Frolf, frisbee golf Jerry. Golf with a frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer
of George!

[ A bee comes and George has to runaway to inside]

I love that proclamation....every summer it seems a group of us try to proclaim it's their summer.
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