Wendy's ads are making me foam at the mouth lately. Why do the actors in the commercials only PRETEND to bite and chew? Why the fake biting, pretend chewing and faux swallowing? The two guys in the the "If loving bacon is a crime, then lock me up" spot only press their lips to the buns in some sort of gross parody of a chaste kiss delivered to a virgin burger; then proceed to flop their own tongues around in their mouths pretending to chew.
Its been going on for about a year now. But these two guys have pushed me over edge. That's it. I'm writing an angry letter to Wendy! I'm sorry I have to go that far, but I do.
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