The always hilarious
Patton Oswalt has a new
Jason Statham-centric
blog up on his myspace.
I've never agreed more thoroughly with someone else's blog than I have with this one.
An excerpt:
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Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It's a promise that says, "I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won't learn sh*t about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will f*** an explosion while a Slayer song plays".
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I am so glad there is a brotherhood out there for me.
I am Gay-tham for Statham.