[Table 5]

Is this one of those places where you wine and dine your way to gluttonous excess inside of an impeccable all-inclusive fenced-in resort, while outside, mexican children wander around begging for change and table scraps?

I'm no Sally Struthers, but there always seemed something wrong about those resorts. Then again, if i was in corrupt Mexico, I'd probably want to be shielded away from the crime and reality a bit as well.