Lol. I've been appraoched for this at least 5 times over the years. Most recently was a few weeks ago. The dorks were driving a pretty nice full sized chev SUV (greyish) and the pulled up beside me at a Sev up on center street. They were off their game that day because they just asked me all the wrong questions:
Dork: Hey guy... Nice truck. Need a system?
Me: No.
Dork: Are you sure? A truck like that needs a system.
Me: It's factory and it works fine.
Dork: Too bad, man. We got some real good stuff here. Overstock. Boss told us to get rid of it. Got some home theater stuff here, too. Do you have a home theater?
Me: No.
Dork: Oh, man. Imagine watching basketball with surround sound!!
Me: Basketball f'n sucks. (slam)
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