Once at the airport some american arcehole gave me the gears about a ripped birth certificate and asked me "who's the governor of canada?" I said Flora Macdonald..he said "OK I guess your a Canadian, move along"
LOL, Flora Macdonald was my moms best friend growing up and was never the governor of canada and at that time hadn't been in politics for about 6-7 years...man did i laugh...but i didn't know the answer.